1 00:00:08,344 --> 00:00:10,000 Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:10,103 --> 00:00:12,068 KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain. 3 00:00:12,172 --> 00:00:13,620 I can't hear you! 4 00:00:13,724 --> 00:00:15,344 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:18,344 ♪ Oh... 6 00:00:18,448 --> 00:00:20,724 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 7 00:00:20,827 --> 00:00:22,517 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 8 00:00:22,620 --> 00:00:24,241 ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪ 9 00:00:24,344 --> 00:00:26,344 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 10 00:00:26,448 --> 00:00:28,586 ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪ 11 00:00:28,689 --> 00:00:30,103 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 12 00:00:30,206 --> 00:00:32,620 ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪ 13 00:00:32,724 --> 00:00:34,517 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ Ready? 14 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:36,517 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 15 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,586 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 16 00:00:38,689 --> 00:00:40,448 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 17 00:00:40,551 --> 00:00:44,000 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 18 00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:45,241 [hearty laughter] 19 00:01:03,655 --> 00:01:05,689 MR. KRABS: Squidward! SpongeBob! 20 00:01:05,793 --> 00:01:08,068 Just put me out of me misery! 21 00:01:08,172 --> 00:01:09,344 Why, Mr. Krabs? 22 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:11,448 What could be wrong on such a fine day? 23 00:01:11,551 --> 00:01:12,551 Fine? 24 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:16,965 Today's not the day for that word, boy. 25 00:01:17,068 --> 00:01:18,348 Not after I received this letter 26 00:01:18,448 --> 00:01:19,793 from the fry cooks' union. 27 00:01:19,896 --> 00:01:23,344 It says here: "Fry cook, SpongeBob SquarePants 28 00:01:23,448 --> 00:01:25,965 has accumulated too much vacation time." 29 00:01:26,068 --> 00:01:28,000 And if you don't take some time off, 30 00:01:28,103 --> 00:01:30,965 I'll have to pay a fine! 31 00:01:31,068 --> 00:01:32,413 Time off? 32 00:01:32,517 --> 00:01:35,137 Oh, I guess there's just no other way to say this. 33 00:01:35,241 --> 00:01:38,724 SpongeBob, take a vacation. 34 00:01:38,827 --> 00:01:40,310 Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs. 35 00:01:40,413 --> 00:01:42,620 Well, that went better than I expected. 36 00:01:42,724 --> 00:01:44,655 ♪ I'm ready, vacation 37 00:01:44,758 --> 00:01:46,482 ♪ I'm ready, vacation 38 00:01:46,586 --> 00:01:48,862 ♪ Vacation, vacation. 39 00:01:48,965 --> 00:01:49,827 Hey, Gary. 40 00:01:49,931 --> 00:01:51,000 [meows] 41 00:01:51,103 --> 00:01:53,413 That's right, Gary, I amhome early. 42 00:01:53,517 --> 00:01:55,793 I'm on vacation! 43 00:01:55,896 --> 00:01:57,275 Well, good night, Gary. 44 00:01:57,379 --> 00:02:00,413 Ah, vacation. 45 00:02:00,517 --> 00:02:02,379 [foghorn blowing loudly] 46 00:02:02,482 --> 00:02:05,379 [grunting] 47 00:02:05,482 --> 00:02:07,689 [crunching loudly] 48 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:12,344 ♪ La la-la la la-la-la 49 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:21,103 Good morning, Krusty crew. 50 00:02:21,206 --> 00:02:22,448 And hello, Squidward. 51 00:02:22,551 --> 00:02:24,068 I thought you were on vacation. 52 00:02:24,172 --> 00:02:25,655 He was, and is! 53 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:27,517 I told you to take a vacation, boy! 54 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:28,896 What's a vacation? 55 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,655 Well, a vacation is when you don't come in to work. 56 00:02:31,758 --> 00:02:33,758 [shrieks]: No work! 57 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:34,931 What will I do all day? 58 00:02:35,034 --> 00:02:36,965 Oh, I don't know... Just go, have fun 59 00:02:37,068 --> 00:02:38,724 or whatever, I really don't care. 60 00:02:38,827 --> 00:02:40,241 You just can't be here. 61 00:02:40,344 --> 00:02:43,689 But who will fry the patties and clean the grill while I'm gone? 62 00:02:43,793 --> 00:02:46,068 Squidward can't do it all alone! 63 00:02:46,172 --> 00:02:47,034 Nor will I. 64 00:02:47,137 --> 00:02:48,413 That's why I've hired 65 00:02:48,517 --> 00:02:52,689 an unpaid intern as your temporary replacement. 66 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:53,655 PATRICK: Good morning, boss. 67 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,275 I'm ready for my first day. 68 00:02:55,379 --> 00:02:56,379 Speaking of starfish, 69 00:02:56,482 --> 00:02:57,931 here's your replacement right here. 70 00:02:58,034 --> 00:02:59,689 Replacement? Hi, SpongeBob. 71 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:01,517 That's enough banter on my dime! 72 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:02,620 Okay, boss. 73 00:03:02,689 --> 00:03:03,758 Wait a second, Patrick. 74 00:03:03,862 --> 00:03:06,551 You'll need the right tools for the job. 75 00:03:07,241 --> 00:03:08,103 Wow. 76 00:03:08,206 --> 00:03:10,482 Huh! They put a tiny me 77 00:03:10,586 --> 00:03:12,586 in this belly-scratcher! 78 00:03:12,689 --> 00:03:14,275 Ahh. 79 00:03:14,379 --> 00:03:18,206 [moaning] 80 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:21,965 Wow! It scratches backs, too! 81 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:24,068 I'll take it from here, SpongeBob, 82 00:03:24,172 --> 00:03:25,172 Just go on home. 83 00:03:25,275 --> 00:03:26,793 Enjoy your vacation. 84 00:03:26,896 --> 00:03:28,413 I really should show Patrick 85 00:03:28,517 --> 00:03:30,310 the proper patty- flipping technique. 86 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:37,724 [meows] 87 00:03:37,827 --> 00:03:39,586 I'm on vacation, Gary. 88 00:03:39,689 --> 00:03:41,965 I'm not allowed to go to work. 89 00:03:43,103 --> 00:03:47,931 [tummy growling] 90 00:03:48,034 --> 00:03:49,241 My stomach has receded. 91 00:03:49,344 --> 00:03:51,931 Mr. Krab said I couldn't work at the Krusty Krab. 92 00:03:52,034 --> 00:03:53,862 He didn't say I couldn't eat there. 93 00:03:53,965 --> 00:03:56,275 This is my ticket back inside. 94 00:03:56,379 --> 00:03:58,172 Go away, SpongeBob. 95 00:03:58,275 --> 00:04:01,310 You're ruining my vacation... from you. 96 00:04:01,413 --> 00:04:03,275 I'm not here to see you, Squidward. 97 00:04:03,379 --> 00:04:06,034 SpongeBob, do we have to go through this again? 98 00:04:06,137 --> 00:04:08,827 I'm here as a customer, not an employee. 99 00:04:08,931 --> 00:04:11,275 Just going to grab a Krabby Patty with Patrick for lunch. 100 00:04:11,379 --> 00:04:13,000 All right, but lunch only. 101 00:04:13,103 --> 00:04:15,275 If you so much as touch a spatula, 102 00:04:15,379 --> 00:04:18,000 you'll be vacationing in Davy Jones's locker! 103 00:04:18,103 --> 00:04:19,620 You have my word, sir. 104 00:04:19,724 --> 00:04:20,827 No working. 105 00:04:20,931 --> 00:04:23,103 Hey, Pat, it's time for your lunch... 106 00:04:23,206 --> 00:04:24,517 Ow! Ow! Ow! 107 00:04:27,586 --> 00:04:28,241 Patrick! 108 00:04:28,344 --> 00:04:29,758 You can't do that! 109 00:04:29,862 --> 00:04:30,896 Huh? 110 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,448 You need to turn up the grill 111 00:04:32,551 --> 00:04:35,724 to exactly 298 degrees Fahrenheit. 112 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:38,310 Patrick, this is no way to treat 113 00:04:38,413 --> 00:04:39,275 a Krabby Patty. 114 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,275 SpongeBob! 115 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:42,689 What did I tell you 116 00:04:42,793 --> 00:04:43,689 about working? 117 00:04:43,793 --> 00:04:45,586 Wait! It's not what you think. 118 00:04:45,689 --> 00:04:47,379 Out you go, boy. 119 00:04:47,482 --> 00:04:48,896 But my knowledge could help Patrick 120 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,137 maintain the high standard of the Krusty Krab! 121 00:04:51,241 --> 00:04:53,655 We've got it all under control here. 122 00:04:53,758 --> 00:04:56,000 I don't want to see hide nor tail of you 123 00:04:56,103 --> 00:04:58,275 until your vacation is over, you got that? 124 00:04:58,379 --> 00:04:59,620 Yes, Mr. Krabs. 125 00:04:59,724 --> 00:05:02,241 Well, boy, off you go! 126 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,241 Don't come back until it's over! 127 00:05:06,586 --> 00:05:09,827 Oh, what to do? What to do? 128 00:05:09,931 --> 00:05:12,241 I know just the thing to get the spirits up. 129 00:05:12,344 --> 00:05:15,517 The official Krusty Krab play set. 130 00:05:16,965 --> 00:05:18,758 [mimicking Squidward]: SpongeBob, I need 131 00:05:18,862 --> 00:05:22,413 20 Krabby Patties on the double, please. 132 00:05:22,517 --> 00:05:24,655 Sure thing, Mr. Squidward, sir. 133 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,482 20 Krabby Patties coming up. 134 00:05:26,586 --> 00:05:29,068 SpongeBob! What are you doing here?! 135 00:05:29,172 --> 00:05:30,517 You're going to cost me some loot 136 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:32,655 if you don't get your square keister home! 137 00:05:32,758 --> 00:05:33,655 Out, out, out! 138 00:05:33,758 --> 00:05:35,931 Until your vacation is over! 139 00:05:42,896 --> 00:05:46,620 Oh, what to do on this boring vacation? 140 00:05:46,724 --> 00:05:49,827 Hey! I know just the thing to get the old spirits up. 141 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:54,137 [as Squidward]: I need 20 Krabby Patties, please. 142 00:05:54,241 --> 00:05:56,000 Sure thing, old buddy, old squid, 143 00:05:56,103 --> 00:05:57,448 20 Krabby Patties coming... 144 00:05:57,551 --> 00:05:59,000 [meowing] 145 00:06:00,413 --> 00:06:02,344 You're right, Gary. 146 00:06:02,448 --> 00:06:05,000 It is unhealthy to think about the Krusty Krab 147 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,689 while I'm on vacation. 148 00:06:06,793 --> 00:06:09,000 I need to get out of the house. 149 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,965 Uh, Mr. Krabs, he's out there again. 150 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:14,206 I'll deal with this. 151 00:06:14,310 --> 00:06:16,724 Boy, you're on Krusty Krab property! 152 00:06:16,827 --> 00:06:18,275 Back it up! 153 00:06:19,551 --> 00:06:20,655 Further. 154 00:06:21,517 --> 00:06:23,000 Further... 155 00:06:23,896 --> 00:06:24,689 Further! 156 00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:26,000 Further... Further. Further. 157 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:28,413 Further. 158 00:06:28,517 --> 00:06:29,517 Further! 159 00:06:29,551 --> 00:06:30,655 Further. 160 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,724 That'll do. 161 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:35,379 Mr. Krabs is right. 162 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:39,103 In order to enjoy my vacation, I need to stay away from work, 163 00:06:39,206 --> 00:06:41,103 physically andmentally. 164 00:06:41,206 --> 00:06:44,448 [buzzing] 165 00:06:44,551 --> 00:06:47,000 Hey, that reminds me of... 166 00:06:47,103 --> 00:06:48,379 [sizzling] 167 00:06:48,482 --> 00:06:49,896 Yeah. 168 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,689 Hold it right there, Mr. WorkaholicPants. 169 00:06:53,793 --> 00:06:55,172 You're on vacation. 170 00:06:55,275 --> 00:06:58,448 You need to just sit down and relax. 171 00:06:58,551 --> 00:06:59,793 That's more like it. 172 00:06:59,896 --> 00:07:03,689 Just sit back and watch the clouds. 173 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,310 That one's a jellyfish. 174 00:07:07,896 --> 00:07:08,896 That's a pirate ship. 175 00:07:10,103 --> 00:07:11,758 And that's a low-salt ketchup. 176 00:07:11,862 --> 00:07:13,344 Whoa, low-salt ketchup?! 177 00:07:13,448 --> 00:07:14,448 [crashing] 178 00:07:14,482 --> 00:07:16,034 [backup signal beeping] 179 00:07:16,137 --> 00:07:18,448 Got your steaming hot bun delivery here. 180 00:07:18,551 --> 00:07:20,862 [backup signal beeping] 181 00:07:21,896 --> 00:07:24,379 Eh? What is the big idea here? 182 00:07:24,482 --> 00:07:26,000 [stuttering ] 183 00:07:28,965 --> 00:07:31,068 [ringing] 184 00:07:31,172 --> 00:07:33,344 [mumbling]: Hello? 185 00:07:33,448 --> 00:07:35,344 Hello? 186 00:07:35,448 --> 00:07:37,413 Hello. 187 00:07:37,517 --> 00:07:40,103 Yeah? 188 00:07:40,206 --> 00:07:42,103 Hello. 189 00:07:42,206 --> 00:07:44,827 Hello! 190 00:07:48,793 --> 00:07:52,620 Hmm. I didn't even know I had an ear. 191 00:07:52,724 --> 00:07:53,862 Huh? 192 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,793 Hey! I just cleaned that one. 193 00:07:56,896 --> 00:07:59,206 Patrick, shh! 194 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:01,379 It talks! Ahh! 195 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,448 Oh... Somebody help! 196 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:05,413 I'm stuck! 197 00:08:05,517 --> 00:08:06,689 Mr. Krabs. 198 00:08:06,793 --> 00:08:08,344 Oh, thank Neptune, it's you. 199 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:10,379 I'm in a bit of a fix here. 200 00:08:10,482 --> 00:08:11,275 Uh, Mr. Krabs. 201 00:08:11,379 --> 00:08:12,172 [flushing] 202 00:08:12,275 --> 00:08:15,689 [yelling]: No! 203 00:08:15,793 --> 00:08:18,103 [munching and slurping] 204 00:08:20,206 --> 00:08:21,551 Uh-oh. 205 00:08:21,655 --> 00:08:23,000 Now what? 206 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,758 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 207 00:08:27,275 --> 00:08:30,000 Had enough for one day, son. 208 00:08:31,379 --> 00:08:32,896 [engine revving, tires squealing] 209 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,482 Thanks for the ride home, Mr. Krabs. 210 00:08:34,586 --> 00:08:36,068 Not a problem at all, me boy. 211 00:08:36,172 --> 00:08:39,448 Just take the next right. 212 00:08:40,827 --> 00:08:42,655 Mr. Krabs, we just passed the turnoff. 213 00:08:42,758 --> 00:08:43,586 Uh-huh. 214 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,344 My house is back that way, Mr. K. 215 00:08:45,448 --> 00:08:47,206 Far out, little man. 216 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:49,620 Far out. 217 00:08:52,103 --> 00:08:53,896 Where did you say you were taking me? 218 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,275 Look, boy... I brought your spatula! 219 00:08:58,965 --> 00:09:01,379 [panting] 220 00:09:01,482 --> 00:09:03,379 Come on, boy, come on. 221 00:09:03,482 --> 00:09:04,620 Now get it, boy. 222 00:09:04,724 --> 00:09:06,034 Get it. Get the spatula. 223 00:09:06,137 --> 00:09:07,482 Go get it! 224 00:09:07,586 --> 00:09:08,827 [panting] 225 00:09:08,931 --> 00:09:11,517 [barking] 226 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:14,344 [tires squealing] 227 00:09:16,068 --> 00:09:18,275 Enjoy your vacation, boy! 228 00:09:18,379 --> 00:09:20,724 It's not fair. 229 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:24,137 Why would Mr. Krabs try so hard to get rid of me? 230 00:09:24,241 --> 00:09:26,000 I'm only on vacation. 231 00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:27,413 Unless... 232 00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:28,586 it's a... 233 00:09:28,689 --> 00:09:30,103 [gasping]: permanent vacation. 234 00:09:30,206 --> 00:09:31,655 That's it! 235 00:09:31,758 --> 00:09:34,862 Mr. Krabs wants to replace me. 236 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,655 Oh, I should have known. 237 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:39,862 Patrick's had his eye on myjob all along! 238 00:09:39,965 --> 00:09:41,206 He's been scheming. 239 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:42,482 They think I'm outdated. 240 00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:44,275 They think I'm all washed up. 241 00:09:44,379 --> 00:09:46,206 Well, I'll show them. 242 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,586 ♪ Working at the Krusty Krab 243 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,896 ♪ Flipping Krabby Patties all day ♪ 244 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,482 ♪ Flipping Krusty Krab... Working ♪ 245 00:09:54,586 --> 00:09:56,310 ♪ Patties Krab... 246 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:58,758 That's a hard song to remember. 247 00:09:58,862 --> 00:10:00,931 [dings] 248 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,413 Huh? 249 00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:03,758 Who do they think they are? 250 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:06,137 I've given the best years of my life to this place, 251 00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:08,655 and they think they can just fire me like that, like trash? 252 00:10:08,758 --> 00:10:10,034 I don't think so. SpongeBob? 253 00:10:10,137 --> 00:10:11,758 [grumbling] 254 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:12,758 Is that you? 255 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,068 I've been waiting for you, Patrick. 256 00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:15,827 [whimpering] 257 00:10:15,931 --> 00:10:19,241 [growling] 258 00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:21,931 SpongeBob, you're scaring me! 259 00:10:22,034 --> 00:10:22,896 [screaming] 260 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,586 [laughing maniacally] 261 00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:31,137 SQUIDWARD: What'll it be? 262 00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:32,620 One Krabby Patty, please. 263 00:10:32,724 --> 00:10:34,689 One shell on a shingle. 264 00:10:37,482 --> 00:10:38,758 Well, I'll be. 265 00:10:38,862 --> 00:10:42,103 Patrick, you're cooking's improved one-thousandfold. 266 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,482 Congratulations, boy. 267 00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:45,241 You finally got the hang of it. 268 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:46,379 [gasps] 269 00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:49,275 [laughing evilly] 270 00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:50,517 SpongeBob? 271 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:51,862 No wonder! 272 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:54,206 Patrick could never flip that many patties in an hour. 273 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,896 What happened to that feller anyway? 274 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:00,275 Oh, I told him to stay home and watch television. 275 00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:01,413 [laughing] 276 00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:02,827 [static] 277 00:11:02,931 --> 00:11:04,586 Why'd you do it, laddy? 278 00:11:04,689 --> 00:11:06,689 [weepy]: Oh, Mr. Krabs. 279 00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:10,206 I love the putrid grease of the Krusty Krab so much! 280 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:12,172 [sobbing] 281 00:11:12,275 --> 00:11:15,689 I just couldn't stay away. 282 00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,206 You don't have to. 283 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,413 Your accumulated vacation time is used up. 284 00:11:19,517 --> 00:11:21,482 The union can't fine me anymore. 285 00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:22,931 You must have saved a fortune. 286 00:11:23,034 --> 00:11:24,793 Bumping Barnacle, yes. 287 00:11:24,896 --> 00:11:27,000 And there she is. 288 00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:30,827 Wow, that's more than I make in a year. 289 00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:33,137 Don't be asking me for a raise. 290 00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:34,724 Just get back to work! 291 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,241 Yippee! 292 00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:38,793 I happily acquiesce. 293 00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:59,689 Man, this is going to be our most rocking tour ever! 294 00:11:59,793 --> 00:12:01,275 Yeah! 295 00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:05,172 Hey, dudes, check out the debut of my new look. 296 00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:06,827 [all laughing] 297 00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:09,034 Whoa! What's that on your head? 298 00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:12,517 Yeah, is that a wig or a pile of toilet paper? 299 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,586 Come on, guys, give it a chance. 300 00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:16,482 Let me try it on. 301 00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:18,586 Hey! You've revealed my shiny dome. 302 00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:21,241 Hot potato! Catch! 303 00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:22,758 Give it back, man. 304 00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:25,206 If you want it, you got to catch it, dude. 305 00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:26,758 Oops! 306 00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:29,172 Oh, man! My beautiful wig! 307 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,827 I'm ready! 308 00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:49,862 I'm read... 309 00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:55,103 What is this? 310 00:12:55,206 --> 00:12:58,620 Curly tresses? Poofy texture? Itchy scalp? 311 00:12:58,724 --> 00:13:00,448 It's a wig! 312 00:13:00,551 --> 00:13:01,862 Hi, Patrick. 313 00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:03,448 How do you like my new look? 314 00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:06,655 I'll save you! 315 00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:14,689 I'm saving you from that brain-eating alien 316 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:17,931 that's attacking your head! 317 00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:20,586 Patrick, the only thing attacking me is you! 318 00:13:20,689 --> 00:13:22,758 Oh. Sorry. 319 00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:25,413 It's okay. 320 00:13:25,517 --> 00:13:27,448 Why did you do that? 321 00:13:27,551 --> 00:13:28,896 [belches ] 322 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,655 I thought it was a new type 323 00:13:30,758 --> 00:13:33,068 of cotton candy you wear on your head. 324 00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:35,206 Well, it's not, but that is an excellent idea. 325 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:36,137 Then what is it?! 326 00:13:36,241 --> 00:13:37,241 It's my new look. 327 00:13:37,344 --> 00:13:38,793 I'm wearing a wig. 328 00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:40,206 A wig? 329 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:43,586 [laughing hysterically] 330 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,896 Oh... Oh, I can't... Oh... 331 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,724 Oh, I can't stand... Oh... 332 00:13:53,137 --> 00:13:54,241 [breathing heavily] 333 00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:58,137 Oh... Oh, boy. 334 00:13:58,241 --> 00:14:00,586 Don't you think that's a little silly? 335 00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:02,827 [alarm clock ringing] 336 00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:06,620 Oh, man! It's time for my weekly condiment soak. 337 00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:12,448 Do you mind? 338 00:14:14,275 --> 00:14:16,344 Nice wig. 339 00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:18,758 Thanks. I am very fashionable today. 340 00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:20,379 Hey, Square Fashion. 341 00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:21,827 Nice couture. 342 00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:23,482 Why, thank you. 343 00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:24,655 So, that, huh? 344 00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:27,827 Nice 'do, SpongeBob. 345 00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,655 Yeah. Where can I get one? 346 00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:31,379 [both laughing] 347 00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:32,551 Wow! 348 00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:35,758 That wig really suits you. 349 00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:38,517 [alllaughing ] 350 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:42,137 [snoring] 351 00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:44,000 Hi, Squidward! 352 00:14:44,103 --> 00:14:45,482 What? What? What What? What? How? 353 00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:48,000 Notice anything different about me today, Squidward? 354 00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:51,379 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? 355 00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:52,758 Huh? 356 00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,103 Nope. 357 00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:55,517 I'm wearing a wig. 358 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:58,448 Oh, yeah. How could I have missed it? 359 00:14:58,551 --> 00:15:01,103 Can you believe I found it lying around in the street? 360 00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:02,586 Amazing. 361 00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:06,275 If you want to, after work, we could go look for a wig for you! 362 00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:07,862 I can't wait. 363 00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:10,241 Wig away! 364 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,724 Whoo-hoo! 365 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,103 Order up, Squidward! 366 00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:24,758 Mr. Krabs! 367 00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:26,931 I've served a lot of junk here, 368 00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:28,344 but a hair patty? 369 00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:29,344 Hmm. 370 00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:30,448 SpongeBob! 371 00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:31,931 Yes, Mr. Krabs? 372 00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:37,793 What in Davy Jones' locker is on your head, son? 373 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,965 Oh, that's my new wig, Mr. Krabs. 374 00:15:40,068 --> 00:15:40,965 Well, take it off! 375 00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:42,286 The hair's getting into the patties! 376 00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:43,482 Take it off? 377 00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:45,034 But I can't, Mr. Krabs. 378 00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:47,793 My wig makes everyone so happy. 379 00:15:47,896 --> 00:15:49,689 Happy? Ever since I began wearing it, 380 00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:52,034 everyone I see gets a big grin on their face. 381 00:15:52,137 --> 00:15:53,137 I can imagine. 382 00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:55,379 Oh, please let me keep it, Mr. Krabs. 383 00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:58,000 Well, if it means that much to you, you can keep it. 384 00:15:58,103 --> 00:15:59,931 But you've got to wear a hairnet. 385 00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:03,586 And, if I see one more hairy patty, your wig goes 386 00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:05,275 in the Dumpster. 387 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,103 There you are, SpongeBob. 388 00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:12,379 Are you ready for karate practice? 389 00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:14,310 I see you've noticed my new wig. 390 00:16:14,413 --> 00:16:15,793 Pretty impressive, huh? 391 00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:19,241 It's great, SpongeBob. 392 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,758 [laughing] 393 00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:27,206 Glad you like it. 394 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:30,137 I'll see you later, Sandy. 395 00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:34,827 Two Krabby Patties and a side order of lookin' good. 396 00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,034 Nice wig. 397 00:16:36,137 --> 00:16:38,275 Like to keep in style, huh? 398 00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:39,448 You know it. 399 00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:42,275 Off to meet the queen, Sir Nerd Leroy? 400 00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:43,689 The name is SpongeBob, 401 00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:45,896 and no, I am not meeting royalty. 402 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,206 You must be referring to my regal appearance. 403 00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:50,655 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 404 00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:52,103 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 405 00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:53,862 [all laughing] 406 00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:55,965 Thank you all for your kind words. 407 00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:58,931 I wish I could give you such nice wigs. 408 00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,931 How about a little off the top? 409 00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:03,172 Yeah, your wig's big enough to go around. 410 00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:04,310 This isn't good. 411 00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:05,586 Everyone's getting jealous. 412 00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:07,310 Squidward, I'll be hiding 413 00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:08,965 in the kitchen if you need me. 414 00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,931 Hide your shame, SpongeBob. 415 00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:14,206 Hide your shame. 416 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,527 RECORD PRODUCER: Well, well, well. 417 00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:17,689 Ned and the Needlefish. 418 00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,689 You're fired. ALL: Fired?! 419 00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:20,965 But why? 420 00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:23,000 Ask Baldy McBaldyson over here. 421 00:17:23,103 --> 00:17:24,413 ALL: Ned! 422 00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:25,620 Good going, dude. 423 00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:27,344 I can't help not having hair! 424 00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:29,965 We formed this band it was for one reason 425 00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:31,827 and one reason only. 426 00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:32,931 To make a lot of money. 427 00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:34,896 And you not having hair 428 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,448 is getting in the way of that! 429 00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:38,620 We are selling records, not denture cream. 430 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,964 Either you come back with hair, 431 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,517 or don't come back at all! 432 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,000 MR. KRABS: Time to go home, boys! 433 00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:47,517 Almost finished! 434 00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:53,793 See, Squidward? 435 00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:55,068 It's functional, too. 436 00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:57,344 It's about as functional as your brain. 437 00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:59,310 Ha-ha, ha-ha; thank you, Squidward. 438 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,896 That wasn't a compliment! 439 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,758 The entire town is laughing at you! 440 00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:05,103 I don't understand. 441 00:18:05,206 --> 00:18:07,413 Just look at yourself! 442 00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,862 Hello, handsome. 443 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,068 [sizzles] 444 00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:12,724 SpongeBob, your head is 445 00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:14,551 twice as large as before. 446 00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:16,793 I've never been tall before. 447 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,965 That wig is infested with parasites! 448 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:22,379 [giggling] 449 00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:23,620 That tickles! 450 00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:26,551 Can't you see how ridiculous you look? 451 00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:28,827 Ithink that it looks cool. 452 00:18:28,931 --> 00:18:31,103 [laughing] 453 00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:32,379 You wouldn't know cool 454 00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:35,103 if I locked you in the freezer. 455 00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:36,896 For your information, Mr. Krabs, 456 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,620 Squidward haslocked me in the freezer, 457 00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:40,379 so I think I know what cool is. 458 00:18:40,482 --> 00:18:42,655 You stop wearing that nasty thing to work. 459 00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:44,103 But, Mr. Krabs... 460 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,724 No "buts." 461 00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:48,137 So I can't have a wig or a butt? 462 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:49,379 No, SpongeBob. 463 00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:51,448 It means, until you get rid of that wig, 464 00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:53,655 get your butt out of here! 465 00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:57,172 I never got a chance to talk to SpongeBob yesterday. 466 00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:58,896 I was laughing too hard. 467 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,068 SpongeBob? 468 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,172 Huh? 469 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,896 Hi, Sandy. What do you think? 470 00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:11,103 We need to talk. 471 00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:14,103 SPONGEBOB: Why would I want to get rid of my wig? 472 00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:16,655 Look how happy it makes everybody. [laughing] 473 00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:18,689 Well, it does attract a lot of attention. 474 00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:21,379 I know! People just can't keep their eyes off of me. 475 00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:24,137 Neither can I, SpongeBob. 476 00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:28,275 It's true, Tom, this isn't my real hair. 477 00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:29,724 I stole it. 478 00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:30,862 Pardon me. Excuse me. 479 00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:32,413 Pardon me. Pardon me. 480 00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,310 Whoa! 481 00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:39,551 Ugh! Ugh! 482 00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:42,137 Hey, the wig broke my fall. 483 00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:44,655 Mm, popcorn. 484 00:19:44,758 --> 00:19:46,793 [loud chomping] 485 00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:48,344 [slurping] 486 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:51,275 Ah, you always come through for me. 487 00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:53,275 Hey, buddy, do you mind? 488 00:19:53,379 --> 00:19:55,482 Shh! 489 00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:57,310 It's very rude to talk 490 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,758 during a movie. [growling ] 491 00:19:58,862 --> 00:19:59,896 Um, SpongeBob? 492 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,206 You too, Sandy. 493 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:04,344 People are trying to watch the movie. 494 00:20:04,448 --> 00:20:05,448 Well, they can't. 495 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:06,551 Look, your stupid wig 496 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:07,862 is blocking the whole screen. 497 00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:09,896 Take it off, jerk! 498 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,965 Hey! Down in front! Take the wig off! 499 00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:15,517 People, return your attention to the movie! 500 00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:18,655 I know my wig is glamorous and exciting, 501 00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:20,655 but there is no need to start a riot. 502 00:20:20,758 --> 00:20:22,172 That's a great idea. 503 00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:23,965 Let's start a riot! 504 00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:25,551 Ahh! 505 00:20:27,482 --> 00:20:29,172 Get him! Get him! 506 00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,862 I told you that movie was terrible. 507 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,965 Now do you see what I'm saying, SpongeBob? 508 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,758 I guess you're right, Sandy. 509 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,586 I got so much enjoyment out of the wig myself, 510 00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:42,517 I assumed everyone else did, too. 511 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,862 It's time to be strong. 512 00:20:44,965 --> 00:20:47,103 I know. 513 00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:52,838 I just want you to know that... 514 00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:54,965 [sniffling]: even though I didn't know 515 00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,965 you existed a few days ago, 516 00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:59,517 I can't imagine life without you. 517 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:00,931 Hurry up, SpongeBob. 518 00:21:01,034 --> 00:21:02,241 No matter what they say, 519 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,000 you'll always be cool to me. 520 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,482 I'll never accessorize again. 521 00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:13,586 You did the right thing, SpongeBob. 522 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,137 Where am I going to get some hair? 523 00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:17,896 My career is ruined. 524 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,241 Ruined! 525 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:21,379 [sobbing] 526 00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:23,827 [gasps] 527 00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:25,241 Can it be? 528 00:21:25,344 --> 00:21:27,862 It is! My wig! 529 00:21:27,965 --> 00:21:31,517 Yes! Victory is mine! 530 00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:52,034 Wigs! 531 00:21:52,137 --> 00:21:54,793 Wigs, wigs, they're everywhere. 532 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:57,482 Oh, he's got your hair. 533 00:21:57,586 --> 00:21:58,827 Thank you. 534 00:21:58,931 --> 00:21:59,931 SpongeBob! 535 00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:01,241 Patrick! 536 00:22:01,344 --> 00:22:02,862 At least he's not wearing a wig. 537 00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:04,586 Look at my new wig. 538 00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:06,413 Everyone's wearing wigs! 539 00:22:06,517 --> 00:22:07,551 Everyone! 540 00:22:07,655 --> 00:22:09,148 I'm starting to feel a little betrayed. 541 00:22:09,172 --> 00:22:11,724 Hey, you made fun of me yesterday. 542 00:22:11,827 --> 00:22:14,586 I thought powdered wigs were uncool. 543 00:22:14,689 --> 00:22:15,931 Yeah, they were. 544 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:17,413 But look. 545 00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:19,689 Wow, Ned and the Needlefish 546 00:22:19,793 --> 00:22:21,793 wearing my wig. 547 00:22:21,896 --> 00:22:25,793 So I was cool before anyone else? 548 00:22:25,896 --> 00:22:28,344 Yes, you were. 549 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,586 But not anymore. 550 00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:31,310 See ya! 551 00:22:31,413 --> 00:22:33,137 I wish Ihad a wig. 552 00:22:33,241 --> 00:22:34,896 Don't be sad, SpongeBob. 553 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,689 You can borrow one of mine. 554 00:22:36,793 --> 00:22:38,551 Just wash it before you return it.